Dear My Love,

Greetings beautiful and sexy student, thank you for your interest in applying for masters in Banana University. Upon reviewing your grades from your previous University in Saint Petersburg, we have determined that you are not eligible due to your very high grades and good conduct... However, if you are still eager to pursue your academic venture in this University, you may request for an appointment with our beloved rector professor Borscht, keep in mind that the rector is only available at night in his bedroom and please make sure to wear the proper lacy lingerie. Lastly, I wish you all the best and worry not since the rector will always offer you a very good deal...

Hoping to see you soon in Banana University...

Happy 4th month my love, this month was all about homework and high grades and I am very proud of you every time you tell me that you got the highest mark. Soon, you will have a lot of exams but I know you can do it and after all the hard work, we will celebrate with our movie date.

I love you.